A short blog since the weekend is upon us, but if you feel your life is somewhat dull and tedious, perhaps going nowhere fast and lacking in excitement, might I suggest you log onto http://www.jbutler.org.uk/Summits/index.shtml to discover someone who really does need to get a life.

In essence this bloke seems to think every landscape [...]

Many of the dudes who populate this drizzly, grey, windswept corner of the globe rely upon wave riding to prevent insanity kicking in, myself amongst them. The worst of this is that surfing itself can drive you mad around these parts – on most occasions the waves are second rate at best, and were there [...]

I received the following unsolicited e mail today:

Message:
hi would you be interested in purchasing a private number plate for
yourself reading ALF 669 ? If so please contact me on 07973 618 243,
regards Rob

I chose not to waste my time and money by calling ‘Rob’, since apart from [...]